Dr. Quinn: "Secrets"

Gettin' buggy with it.

Michaela and Sully find Joseph Gorden Levitt in a closet of a dead woman.

He is non verbal and doesn't seem to understand what's going on around him.

I wish I could Looper back out of this show

The townspeople explain that the child's mother was a whore, with much emphasis on the word whore.  Thanks, CBS.  

Man of the cloth is manly.

JGL was raised in the brothel until his mother died, whereupon he was sent to live with the now deceased.  He had to hide in closets when his mother had customers at Hank's Saloon.  CLUE.

It's already obvious.

Horace starts to explain that the boy ain't right.  Horace predictably doesn't see why this is funny.

Don't ever change.

Michaela feels excluded from the town's secrets and stalks off.

What is Michaela wearing?

Jake refuses to give JGL a haircut but Hank makes sure JGL gets one.  CLUE.

WHY is *Hank* in a barbershop?

Meanwhile Olive sees a drawing Toothy found and compliments him as though Toothy could do it. 

Why is Olive the schoolteacher?

JGL runs away after being teased at school.  Toothy finds him hiding in the same closet.

How original!

The town is still looking for him while Hank suddenly has to go out on mysterious "business."  CLUE.

Saddle up.

Toothy lets the entire town think he drew the picture that JGL did.

What a prick.

Hank puts JGL to work at the saloon.  CLUE.

Empty the spittoons

Two drunk men try to mess with JGL and Hank fucks their shit up.  CLUE.

Get

outta

town

Hank goes to see Michaela for treatment and she gives him an extremely sanctimonious lecture after the father "reveal."

This is obnoxious even by her standards.

Hank asks her "what it's like to walk on water?"

heh

Most of the key players in the town want to run JGL off for no real reason other than he makes them feel uncomfortable.  Hank admits he's the boy's pa publicly to get them to STFU.  

Like that will last.

Toothy sadly tells Sully that he's not really good at anything.  Sully tells him he has a way with people.

Uhm

Hank gets bombed.

Turn down for what!

JGL draws Hank a picture of his mother, whom Hank truly loved.

Another round of shots.

Hank cries!

He'll never admit this later.

Hank goes to Michaela for help and she gets JGL into an art school FAR AWAY.

I guess the key town players get what they want after all.

Hank gets Michaela to admit he looks handsome and oh my their chemistry is off the charts.

Admit you want me.

Oh my I could never...

I would hate fuck you so hard...

Well okay then!

Watch out, Sully!

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