ST: TNG "The Perfect Mate" aka Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Riker:  "I make it a policy never to open another man's gift."

I don't know man, this one is tough.  

The Tripods: Part 2

Will's mother goes upstairs to find both boys missing.  

Dr. Quinn: "Secrets"

Gettin' buggy with it.

Michaela and Sully find Joseph Gorden Levitt in a closet of a dead woman.

The Tripods: Part 1

If you haven't read the excellent "The White Mountains" trilogy by John Christopher, go do so now.  I'll wait.

Dr. Quinn "The Operation"

I'm the king of the tree!!!

Toothy jumps head first out of a tree.

Dr. Quinn "Heroes"

The cringe is strong in this one.

Horace's nephew is visiting and ZOMG IT'S THE MEDICINE BLANKET EPISODE!  Colleen and her friends are reading the latest installment of some shitty romantic story in the paper.  

ST: TNG "Realm of Fear" aka Barclay Can't Win

Troi:  "It's not crazy at all.  You *are* being taken apart, molecule by molecule."

The Enterprise responds to the science ship Yosemite, whose crew is missing.  Barclay comes up with a plan to link the transporter systems.  Unfortunately for him, La Forge thinks this is a stellar idea and rewards him with an away mission.  Turns out Barclay has a severe transporter phobia.

Okay just hold on here folks.  How come nobody knows this?  He's been on this ship going on four seasons now!  This is news?  Look I understand wanting to hide something like this but on a fairly intimate ship it would be difficult to do so.